Friday, June 18, 2004

 

Marco Pantani

It has been suggested that the best running mate for President Bush would be Zombie Ronald Reagan.

That got me thinking, which zombie would do the best in the Tour DAY France? I think it would be Marco Pantani. He was the last TDF winner before Lance. As a former cyclist, he is smart and can use tools. Plus all that coke would make him a really fast zombie cyclist and a contender for the yellow jersey.

First he was "Elefantino", then he was "Il Pirata", now he could be "Zombie" Marco Pantani.
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