Tuesday, July 13, 2004


$51 bike

Since moving to State College a couple of weeks ago, the Fat Guy has been spending a lot of time in Target. I have bought a lot of things at Target recently, a $51 bike was not one of them. You know what kind of bike $51 gets you? A $51 piece of crap, that's what. That bike was assembled by the pimply faced teenager you see performing all the McJobs on the Simpsons.

Department store bikes are typically ridden 75 miles before they become landfill. I wanted to tell that to every person I saw wheeling a bike out of Target recently.

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