Sunday, August 08, 2004


Memo to Sporting Goods Store Managers Everywhere:

If there is a fat guy in your store, the proper response of your employees is to walk up to him and say, "May I help you, sir?"

I was at the Downtown Bazaar in State College, and I decided to have a look at Appalachian Outdoors. I have money to burn, and I was seriously thinking of buying a CamelBak. Unfortunately, no employees were willing to help me.

The Fat Guy may be Fat, but his money is as green as someone athletic.

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